A Day in the Life of a Call Girl in London

Most people imagine a call girl’s day as glamorous parties and luxury cars. The truth? It’s a lot more like managing a small business-with no office, no boss, and no safety net.

What time do you actually wake up?

There’s no alarm at 7 a.m. unless you’ve got a 9 a.m. incall. Most start between 10 a.m. and noon. The goal isn’t to sleep late-it’s to be fresh for clients who book after work. Coffee comes first. Then checking messages, replying to inquiries, and confirming appointments.

Some days, you’re back in bed by 2 p.m. Other days, you’re out at a hotel by 4 p.m. and don’t get home until after midnight. It’s not a 9-to-5. It’s a rhythm shaped by demand.

How do you find clients?

You don’t walk the streets. That’s outdated-and dangerous. Most work through trusted independent escort sites like The Escort Directory or London Lovers. These platforms charge a monthly fee, but they filter out scammers and give you control over your profile.

Word of mouth matters too. A good client refers another. That’s how you build a steady list. No ads on social media. No dating apps. Too risky. You keep it quiet, professional, and contained.

What does a typical incall look like?

You pick a flat-usually a rented one in Zone 2 or 3. Not too flashy, not too cheap. Clean, quiet, and secure. You keep a small supply of condoms, lube, wipes, and bottled water. Sometimes a snack or tea for after.

Clients arrive on time. You confirm their identity (photo ID is standard). You discuss boundaries upfront. No surprises. The session lasts 60 to 90 minutes. Most leave before you even get dressed. A quick thank you, sometimes a tip. You don’t chat. You don’t exchange numbers. You lock the door behind them.

Do you ever do outcalls?

Yes-but only if the location feels safe. Hotels are common. Five-star chains like The Savoy or The Langham are preferred. You check the room yourself before the client arrives. You never go to someone’s home. Not even if they promise it’s just for coffee.

Outcalls pay more-£200 to £400 extra-but they take longer. Travel time, waiting, extra prep. You only do them if you’ve worked with the client before or if the agency vouches for them.

How much do you actually earn?

It varies. A standard incall is £150 to £250. Outcalls go up to £400. Some charge £600 for a full evening. But you don’t work every day. Most do 3 to 5 sessions a week.

After expenses-rent, cleaning, website fees, transport, taxes-you take home £2,000 to £3,500 a month. That’s not luxury money. It’s enough to live comfortably in London if you’re careful.

What’s the hardest part of the job?

Not the clients. Not the hours. It’s the loneliness.

You can’t tell your family. You can’t post on Instagram. You can’t talk about your day with friends. You build walls. You learn to be alone with your thoughts. Some days, you feel invisible-even when you’re surrounded by people.

And then there’s the stigma. A stranger calls you a ‘prostitute.’ A relative says you’re ‘wasting your potential.’ You don’t argue. You just walk away. You know your worth. They don’t.

Do you ever get scared?

All the time. But you learn to manage it.

You always tell someone where you are. You use a panic button app linked to a friend. You keep your phone charged. You never drink with clients. You check reviews before agreeing to meet anyone new.

There are bad calls. One guy showed up drunk and aggressive. You canceled the session, called the police, and changed your number. That’s the rule: if something feels off, you walk. No second chances.

What do you do when you’re not working?

You live a second life.

Some go to yoga classes. Others take night courses in graphic design or psychology. A few volunteer at women’s shelters. You don’t want your whole identity to be tied to this job.

You cook. You read. You watch movies. You talk to your dog. You save money for a trip abroad. You plan for the day you quit. And you do it quietly-because no one needs to know you’re still here.

Is this a career or just a phase?

For some, it’s temporary. A way to pay off debt or fund university. For others, it’s a long-term choice. You’re not trapped-you’re choosing. And that makes all the difference.

Most who leave do so because they want stability. Not because they were forced out. They move into real estate, start a boutique, or work remotely. The skills you learn-negotiation, boundary-setting, emotional control-are valuable anywhere.

You don’t need to be rescued. You need to be respected.